Monday, March 9, 2009

Late-night ruminations upon Teh Octopussy & other destructions of womanhood...

Well, it's pretty easy to figure out WHY "Access Hollywood" (predatory fucking VULTURES that they are, the republicunt blow-pop-headed motherfuckers) "refused" to keep reporting on every dribble to ooze out of Octopussy's HOV-Lane cunt. Because "Entertainment Tonight" got the EXCLUSIVE. Every single motherfucking day, they are subjecting the public to that pretentious, ignorant-assed, sociopathic, fetish-obsessed, plastic-surgery-mutant, phony-assed FREAK.

I can NOT be the only person who's noticed how much Nadya's fake voice (I dunno whom she hired for "elocution lessons," but they RIPPED HER THE FUCK OFF) SOUNDS LIKE A HALF-ASSED, LOW-RENT IMPRESSION OF CAROL CHANNING!???!?! I finally figured it out, THAT'S why her enunciation is SO fucking CREEPY!!! Carol should sue. Though Octopussy should have already sued her strip-mall plastic "surgeons" for those giant vagina-lips on her rearranged face.

And the last comment on the pop-culture paparazzi parasites: "Access Hollywood" has instituted, first time ever, "Abuse Awareness Month," as a cover for their bone-pickingly prurient JOY at discussing the Rihanna beat-down and none-too-subtle SUPPORT for that woman-beating little closet-case BITCH Chris Brown.

This has nothing to do with STOPPING domestic violence, it is not intended to TEACH ANYONE how to recognize and get the fuck OUT of an abusive relationship, it is nothing but getting-their-sick-twisted-rocks-off-on-hospital-pictures voyeurism. They run 10 to 20-second clips of various celebrities (and the gawdess/force of nature known as Tina Turner) "confessing" their "abuse stories," but do they put it into any kind of context, or even try to make those VERY random clips somehow RELEVANT to what that little girl Rihanna is going through? Fuck no. It's just another parasitic-bottom-feeder frothing-at-the-mouth feeding frenzy, getting little chubbies over pictures of women with bruised, swollen, lacerated, and bleeding faces. And yes, there IS a distinct sexual-paraphilia definition for that sexual fetish, and a former "friend," a stealth sexist who fooled me for a LONG damned time, made sure to take THIRTY POLAROID PHOTOS of his own wife's face after she'd had sinus/nose/septum surgery, BECAUSE HE GOT HARD OVER THE BRUISES. I shit y'all not. Why I didn't follow my gut and get way the fuck away from that platonic prick, I have no idea. It was the 1990s, we were supposed to be "tolerant" of EVERYBODY'S kinks, whether they were healthy/humane or not. Supposedly.

Anyway, back to there's-nothing-the-fuck-on-over-the-rabbit-ears department: That little toy-sized, blow-pop-headed republicunt misogynist Billy Bush was EVER so pompous and holier-than-thou about "dropping" the Octopussy coverage, and YET, the very fucking NIGHT OF the beat-down that the little PRISON BITCH Chris Brown put on Rihanna, HE (Bush) was the FIRST MOTHERFUCKER ON EARTH to AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME that the "man" (man, my ass!) was RIGHT and that the "girl" (his word) was TRYING TO RUIN CHRIS BROWN'S MOTHERFUCKING CAREER.

Yeah, thaaaaaaaaaaaaat's why she almost lost a retina, will probably have to have reconstructive surgery, and pressed the fucking charges. To fuck up HIS career. Y'all just wait and watch: if she goes back to him, they'll probably ENCOURAGE it, the media, the record labels, the radio douchebags, insisting that she APOLOGIZE to him for calling the cops. If the sickening supermarket tabloid "magazines" are lying, as always, and she DOESN'T go back to that woman-hating little maggot, then SHE is the one who'll be BLACKBALLED off of her label and out of the business. Y'all just wait. Yes, Tina overcame her enslavement to Ike, and became a thousand times the SUPERSTAR that that old chitlin-circuit PIG could ever even ASPIRE TO; because she was TINA FUCKING TURNER. Just anybody would never achieve what she has, because far too many women will never achieve her level of wisdom, drive, or character. I can only hope that her example will help spare other women her pain.

Whatever happens to Rihanna, I hope that she is safe, that she has LEARNED from this, and that she will NEVER let that dog-fucking piece of shit back into her life, ever the fuck again. I hope that she gets the medical and psychological/emotional treatment that she surely needs, to have stayed with that abusive fuck THIS LONG (the Grammys beat-down was NOT the first, nor was she the first woman he ever hit). I don't know how she was raised, or what kind of world she grew up in, but I hope to FUCK AND BACK that her Mama or Aunt or friends or SOMEBODY will explain to her just how fucking special, precious, and valuable that she and her life ARE, and that NO motherfucker, no matter how rich or connected or whatever he is, NO MOTHERFUCKER IS WORTH SACRIFICING YOUR VERY FUCKING LIFE. Period.

When it happened to me, the love died the minute that his fist made contact. I got one helluva beatdown, but I dealt out a good few shots my damned shelf, once my lungs & skull stopped screaming and my leg came up to kick the motherfucker off of me. I hope, that for Rihanna, that her youth and her obvious craving for male attention/approval will not hold her back, the way that it has Formerly Blonde Niece, who sacrificed her child's life/brain/spinal cord to an abusive green-card douchebag piece of shit. They (she and oldest niece) grew up watching their "father" and Psycho-Cunt mother duking it out, fists through walls, fists into faces, furniture flying, you fucking name it, FOR SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS. I've done everything that I could to teach all of those girls (including their cousins) THAT IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THAT WAY. Obviously, I have been a very poor example, judging from some of the girls' taste in/dependency upon males (they are NOT "men") who have to keep them on the short leash, forever humiliated and abused. That's why this Rihanna thing pisses me off so much --- not just because of the slimy, parasitic, predatory, perverted fucking way that "teh pop culture" are manipulating the story and the situation --- but because that little girl could easily be one of my nieces. She deserves way the fuck better, and so do they.

And I hope that Harvey Levin, Billy Bush, Mary Hart, Maria Menunos, all of those fucking NEMATODES, die of long, slow, painful, invasive deaths of ass cancer and disintegrating bones. They sure as HELL don't possess hearts or spines, the greedy whores.

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